My kid, the malapropist

My kid, the malapropist

Don’t look it up just yet. The meaning of malapropist is in my story. My youngest will have to live with the words the rest of her life. And the fact that the rest of us chuckle nearly every time we pull up to an intersection where pedestrians are in the crosswalk....
Flipping yogurt: a recipe under duress

Flipping yogurt: a recipe under duress

Set aside spatula, frying pan, large container of vanilla yogurt and one small dog. Put two slices of bread in the toaster and then open the refrigerator to remove the strawberry jam and margarine for applying to the toast that your injured daughter requested you...
Motherhood of the stolen jeans

Motherhood of the stolen jeans

There was something oddly familiar about my 15-year-old daughter’s appearance when she left for school the other day. At first, I imagined it was the way her hair cascaded in golden waves over her shoulders that caused her to look like a younger version of me. I later...